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• me: why am i so fat
• me: eats 17 pizzas
• me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
• me: eats entire family
• me: why

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“10 times better than the leading brand!”

sodamnrelatable:

Then why isn’t it the leading brand…

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via g-iggle)

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